trashmagicxo:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

I love you

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hurricanespaghetti:

vidreebro:

coffeemillk:

Denny’s Japan 

um what the fuck Denny’s step your game up in America

you should see pizza hut in czech republic

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angelsdetectivesandtimelordsohmy:

When I thought of all the ways my life could go wrong, reading fanfiction about pregnant men at three in the morning was not on the top of my list

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unclefather:

maybe-we-met-for-a-reason:

Rebbloging this just for the few people who will understand what this means for us!

This means someone had sex with a goat

unclefather:

maybe-we-met-for-a-reason:

Rebbloging this just for the few people who will understand what this means for us!

This means someone had sex with a goat

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joshpeck:

troyleryo:

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

life isn’t all relatable tweets

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mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

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d ont hurt my childern

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elmakias:

nottherealjeremymckinnon:

is it common for people to get cat hair on the shirts they buy from Adam Elmakias bc I did. Pretty swaggy tbh

damnit, ill try to fix that sorry (markkkkk) . I do ship right out of a home… sorry very DIY over here!

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i-jupiterpluto:

be nice to plants. pet grass. dont step on bugs. feed birds. give water to flowers. don’t hurt bees. tell trees they are cute and confident. tell yourself you are cute and confident. help people. be nice to the earth. 

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sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

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empoliam:

i don’t think i’ll ever get over anna’s grocery store candids because she was literally so done

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ATTENTION ANYONE IN BLAKELY GEORGIA, NEAR BLAKELY, OR WITH LOVED ONES THERE.

2otaku4u:

THERE ARE TWO MEN WHO HAVE ESCAPED JAIL AND ARE TRYING TO HIDE. POLICE ARE EVERYWHERE. LOCK ALL OF YOUR DOORS, WINDOWS, AND DO NOT LET ANYONE OUTSIDE OR INSIDE. STAY ARMED, THEY MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE GUNS.
PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST AND REBLOG AS FUCKING MUCH AS YOU CAN.

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